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Saturday, April 26th, 2008

Subject:Engineer's Guide to Cats
Time:9:11 pm.
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Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Subject:Random Name Meme
Time:10:46 pm.
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mother and Father's middle name)
Bennett Louis (mom doesn't have a middle name, so it's her maiden name!)

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Theodorick Harold (or Ted Harold)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Forca

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal!)
Red Cat

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Anne Springfield

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Blue Diet Coke (HAHA)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 3 letters of your last name)
Cafor (dumb)

8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Snickerdoodle (DUUUUUMB)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name).
Dinah Winthrop

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Stella Gummi Bear

11. PORN NAME: (1st pets name, street you grew up on)
Twinkle Seventh
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Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Subject:I needed some laughs. Maybe you do too!
Time:11:37 pm.
I have found one funny e-card site. Maybe I'm just a little slow on what's cool with teh internets nowadays. I'm no longer teh cool!!! Anyhoo,
visit Somee Cards and send your friends some witty banter. Cheers!
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Friday, December 14th, 2007

Subject:Random Band Meme
Time:1:51 pm.
Mood: under a palm tree.
Music:VH1.
RULES:
1) Access Wikipedia.
2) Click random article. The title of this article is the name of your band.
3) Click random article again. This is your album name.
4) Click random article twelve more times. These articles are the CD's tracks.
5) Click random article once more. This is your album's hidden track. (new rule!)

Name of band: Timothy Kanold

Album name: Fighting for Our Future

1. Motet
2. Indefinite Leave To Remain
3. Geography Of Fiji
4. Morrissey Discography
5. Saint Joseph's Oratory
6. Amar (1954 Film)
7. Holland, Iowa
8. SH
9. Philip McGough
10. Reframe
11. Al Casey (Jazz Guitarist)
12. Arthur Mailey
HIDDEN TRACK: George IV William Of Legnica

My album sounds like a Sufjan Stevens album. Weirdness.
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Monday, November 26th, 2007

Subject:Sunday Song...late
Time:1:45 pm.
Music:Amy Winehouse "You Know I'm No Good".

Hey all!
Sunday song time! And I'm late...again.
Oh well, today it's HOORAY FOR GAY!

"I Don't Feel Like Dancing" by the Scissor Sisters

Remember, only 7 days to download this one as well. Have a nice week!

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Friday, November 16th, 2007

Subject:Love and hate....
Time:12:54 am.
Music:World's Most Smartest Model (awful show).
Two things, one I love, one I HATE:

I love:

TIM GUNN. How awesome would it be to have Tim Gunn living in your closet? You could bring him out when you're about to leave the house and he could tell you exactly what needs to be done or how spectacular you look.  Either way, you're feeling great.

I HATE:

BARE ESCENTUALS. It's the #1 mineral makeup in the world, the best selling line at Sephora, and my least favorite makeup EVER. I put it on yesterday and my face ITCHED. Why? Buffing those damn minerals into my skin with their SHITTY brushes. Poor Ryan had to hear my tirade about how much I would like to punch horse-faced Leslie Blodgett in her mineraled jaw. Give me my NARS liquid foundation and fuck off, Leslie! 

In a fist-fight, I bet Tim Gunn could whoop Leslie Blodgett's ass, all with his coolness.

Plus, he looks like Andy Hillier from ISU which is mondo cool. Cause Andy Hillier is hilarious.

PS- Could someone make me an awesome Tim Gunn icon? I'm inept at Photoshop and just generally uncool enough to make one myself. I'll pay you in eskimo kisses!
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Monday, November 12th, 2007

Subject:Sunday Song (One Day Late)
Time:3:55 pm.
Music:Obviously....
Today's Sunday Song:

"You Know I'm No Good" by Amy Winehouse

You all probably have this song already, but in case you don't, there it is. Pictures from Conor's Birfday coming soon.... 

PS- Remember, only 7 days to download this one too.
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Monday, November 5th, 2007

Subject:New Song Sunday
Time:2:27 am.
Music:Obviously....

So I've come up with an idea...or I stole Kat's idea about Friday Fives and converted it to Song Sundays. I'm very unoriginal. 

Anyhoo, all that aside, I'll be posting a song every Sunday (when I remember) using You Send It. The songs will be available for download until the next Sunday Song.

This week, I'm obsessed with the new Chemical Brothers song, "The Salmon Dance". It's FABULOUS. Here it is!:

The Chemical Brothers - "The Salmon Dance"

Hope you enjoy it! If you know of any killer songs, I'm all ears. Let me know how you like this one!

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Thursday, October 25th, 2007

Subject:A song for your listening pleasure....
Time:2:56 pm.
Mood: up.
Music:Bach "Magnificat".
Lately, I've been obsessed with Rufus Wainwright and thought I would pass a little gem of his on to you.

Chelsea Hotel No.2 

My favorite lyric is "giving me head on the unmade bed". Heh. A great song!
Remember the link expires in 7 days. Download now!
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Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

Subject:Music Meme a la Hammy
Time:11:36 pm.
Music:Weird iTunes music.
Two posts in one day? CRAZY TALK! But, yes, it's true.


 IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie
Don't repeat a song

Feel free to comment

Opening Credits: "Take The "A" Train" by Ella Fitzgerald

Waking Up: "Power Of Two" by Indigo Girls (that really IS a great wake up song!)

First Day Of School: "Gratias Agimus Tibi" from Gloria by Vivaldi (uh, it's like 10 seconds long)

Alternate First Day of School (for Caity's purposes): "If I Were An Angel" by Nina Storey

Falling In Love: "Lust" by Tori Amos

Fight Song: "Something To Talk About" by Bonnie Raitt (hehe, my karaoke song)

Breaking Up: "Dulaman" by Anuna (a crazy Celtic song? In Gaelic? Uh...)

Prom: "Til My Head Falls Off" by They Might Be Giants (AWESOME!!!)

Life's Ok: "Rent" from the Broadway Musical "Rent" (how fitting)

Mental Breakdown: "They Can't Take That Away From Me" by Ella Fitzgerald (take what away? My mind? Too late...)

Driving: "I've Got A Crush On You" by Ella Fitzgerald (Aww, I love that song!)

Flashback: "There Were Shepards Abiding In The Fields" from Handel's Messiah plus the other three recitatives before "Glory To God" (I have way too much classical in my iTunes library)

Getting Back Together: "Ach, ich fuhl's, es ist verschunden" from Die Zauberflote (Magic Flute) by Mozart (very pretty)

Birth Of A Child: "Domine Fili Unigenite" from Gloria by Vivaldi (ah! how cute!)

Wedding: "Too Much Food" by Jason Mraz (HAHAHAHAHAH!!!)

Final Battle: "The Flower of Maherally" by Anuna (very pretty, by the same group that was in Riverdance)

Death Scene: "Bookends" by Simon and Garfunkel

End Credits: "Far From The Crowd" by The Coral

Well, mine kinda sucked. What will yours be like?
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Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Subject:Ever read "The Golden Compass"? You should.
Time:1:11 pm.
Mood: contemplative.
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Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Subject:And I'm back!
Time:2:05 pm.
Mood: okay.
Yes, though all of you may not have known it, my computer's hard drive crashed about a month ago and I have had NO computer! ARGH!!! Anyway, now I have a brand spanking new computer. Woot! Looking forward to making snarky comments and posting nonsense. Love ya'll! 
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Sunday, May 13th, 2007

Subject:MEME
Time:7:41 pm.
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Monday, April 9th, 2007

Time:1:23 pm.





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Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Subject:Stolen meme!!
Time:6:01 pm.
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Monday, March 19th, 2007

Subject:Uh huh
Time:6:07 pm.
QuizGalaxy!
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com
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Monday, March 12th, 2007

Subject:You betcha!
Time:10:07 pm.
Mood: confused.
Music:The Riches on Fx (Yea Eddie Izzard!).

*phone rings*
YOU: Hello? Who is this?
ME: The Devil.







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Saturday, March 3rd, 2007

Subject:Oh...my...God...
Time:9:52 pm.
Mood: uh....
Music:What else?.


This is mos def NSFW, and maybe not even safe anywhere. Nuff said.
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Monday, February 26th, 2007

Subject:MEME
Time:3:58 pm.
Mood: contemplative.
Music:All this crap.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...


Opening Credits:
"Mustapha" by Queen

Waking Up:
"Dancing Queen" by ABBA

First Day At School:
"Heroes" by David Bowie

Falling In Love:
"Tonight, Not Again" by Jason Mraz

Fight Song:
"Hear My Pray'r" by William Billings

Breaking Up:
"Hallelujah" from the Messiah by George Handel

Prom:
"Redemption Song" by Bob Marley

Life:
"Ein Madchen oder Weibchen" from Die Zauberflote by W.A. Mozart

Mental Breakdown:
"The Lord Is My Shepard" by John Rutter

Driving:
"Counterfeit Life" by Starsailor

Flashback:
"Changes" by David Bowie

Getting Back Together:
"Hopeless Bleak Despair" by They Might Be Giants

Wedding:
"Devil In A Blue Dress/Good Golly Miss Molly" by Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels

Birth of Child:
"Geek In The Pink" by Jason Mraz

Final Battle:
"Dancing With Myself" by Billy Idol

Death Scene:
"Hands" by The Raconteurs

Funeral Song:
"Hodie Christus Natus Est" by Poulenc

End Credits:
"Antidote" by the Hives

If anyone would like a link to download any of these songs, let me know. Weee!
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Sunday, February 25th, 2007

Subject:Wowee!
Time:8:24 pm.
Mood: astonished.

Um...I just got accepted into Loyola's undergrad psych program. Don't they know who I am? Captain Procrastination. Oh well, I'll show them! WOOO!!!!!

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